People are divided into two categories: those who use sex toys and those who don’t. The former are always smiling, relaxed, and satisfied. The latter are mostly sad, tense, and irritable. This problem can only be solved in one way – people from the second category need to join the first, especially since the sex gadget and accessory industry is constantly delighting us with new, interesting items.
Sex toys are a great way to diversify your leisure time (whether alone or with a partner), solve a number of health issues, and finally overcome the unfair phenomenon in human nature known as the orgasm gap. Additionally, sex gadgets are a true instrument of democracy, as they make men and women equal, at least in terms of sexual satisfaction.
For Fans of Oral Pleasure
We didn’t live to see the technological breakthrough of the end of the first quarter of the 21st century to continue using banal dildos or mechanical vibrators that rumble like a jackhammer. If you’re going to spend $100+ on a sex toy, it should: a) be revolutionary; b) look like a work of art; c) provide truly heavenly sensations. Dame Aer Suction Toy meets all three criteria. This isn’t some sad mechanical vibrator; it’s a fantastic air pressure wave generator that mimics the sensation of passionate lip sucking and fervent tongue flicking. With 5 speeds, 5 pulsation modes, and 1.5 hours of autonomous operation, all you need to fully enjoy Aer is a drop of water-based lubricant for a wet mouth effect.
For Electrophobes
Sex gadgets, you say, but what about those who are allergic to electrical devices, like Jimmy McGill’s brother in the series “Better Call Saul”? But still, they want something interesting to improve their intimate life. A good option could be the Liberator Wedge cushion. With an ideal angle of 27° and dense polyurethane that practically doesn’t bend, the cushion is perfect for positions that enhance G-spot stimulation, and during oral sex, it helps relieve excess neck tension. A pleasant bonus is the velvety microfiber cover.
For Those Who Broke a Finger
It happens – a failed attempt to hammer a nail in household chores, or a car door slammed shut while your unprotected hand was still in the doorway, or kung-fu style training leading to broken fingers. It doesn’t matter why there’s a cast or splint on your working finger or your partner’s. What’s important is that this isn’t a reason to forgo G-spot stimulation during rehabilitation. The two-motor robotic finger Poco by MysteryVibe is now available – the first vibrator in the world that bends in two places like a real finger – at two phalanges. Moreover, how many people do you know with truly muscular fingers that won’t tire from powerful work for two hours straight…
For Hygiene Enthusiasts
We are probably the last generation used to living without fearing bacteria. Many scientists predict that the “arms race” between bacteria and antibiotics will eventually end with the complete victory of the former and their achieving 100% resistance. It’s unknown when exactly this will happen, but as for bacteria and all sorts of other microbial dirt – it’s better that it simply doesn’t get inside us. Any sex toys, gadgets, and accessories that spend a lot of time in a moist environment are real breeding grounds for all that horror that can only be seen under a microscope. Therefore, a quality UV sterilizer B-Vibe that kills 99.9% of bacteria in just 5 minutes is what you need to stop sex from being a “dirty business.”
For Fans of the “Quiet Place” Franchise
What if, like in John Krasinski’s sci-fi thriller “A Quiet Place,” blind alien monsters land on Earth, hunting people by sound? Well, all sex toys that buzz, rattle, hum, and beep will have to be forgotten. Instead, replace them with Gloss – an incredibly quiet bullet vibrator. Disguised as lipstick, if it happens to catch your mom’s eye, it won’t raise awkward questions. Just choose a colour she would never use, because otherwise, you understand… As for the hypothetical invasion of alien auditory monsters, don’t worry – with Gloss, you’ll be having orgasm after orgasm, sitting in post-apocalyptic bushes by the roadside, and that eared creature will just shuffle by – and notice nothing.
For Optimization Maniacs
Look around – if you have separate organizers for USB cables, office supplies, cosmetics, etc. If your home is equipped with a smart energy-saving system. If you use programmed auto-payments, for example, for utilities. If your calendar is scheduled down to the minute. If your socks are arranged in your drawer in rainbow colors. In short, if you are a maniac for optimizing your life, you might like the idea of optimizing the part called “sex.” Check out Pulse – a stylish, convenient, and innovative dispenser for four types of lubricants, which are heated. With it, if the need for extra lubrication arises in the middle of the act, you won’t have to interrupt, losing the hard-won sexual tension. Moreover, you’ll completely forget about any problems with leaks and stains from lubricants where they don’t belong.
For Water Enthusiasts
Bathtubs are designed for soaking in hot water, creating a foam extravaganza, and playing with rubber ducks. Unfortunately, no one designs bathtubs as sex attractions, so you have to customize them. To avoid holding the showerhead in your hands and instead simply placing the desired spot under the playful stream of water from the faucet, you need to twist and bend so much that instead of relaxed pleasure, you’ll feel guilty about missed hatha yoga classes and especially not mastering the lotus pose. WaterSlyde is a breakthrough device that brings the faucet stream closer to the center of the bathtub, where it belongs when a single woman suddenly gets in a romantic mood. If you know how to tie knots, WaterSlyde can be easily attached to the faucet with a stylish black ribbon; if you don’t, special Velcro straps are included.
For Fitness Enthusiasts
Who hasn’t heard about the positive impact of Kegel exercises on pelvic floor muscles? They improve women’s health, normalize menstruation, and greatly enhance orgasms. However, Kegel exercises are just like any other exercises. For example, abs – you can do simple but effective crunches on the floor, but it’s much more interesting to get a trendy piece of equipment for creating six-pack abs. The money spent will motivate you not to skip regular workouts. In the case of abs, it could be a roller wheel, and in the case of Kegel exercises – the Ami training set by Je Joue. Each of the three intimate “dumbbells,” which you need to hold with your vagina while working out your pelvic floor, is covered with a layer of safe silicone and has a convenient finger loop.
For Music Lovers
Imagine playing music directly to your erogenous zone – like an explosion of flavor on your taste buds. With the new We-Vibe vibrator, this stops being a fantasy, as the gadget is complemented by a flexible control point in the form of a special smartphone app. Now you can not only play with your sexual sensations like an organ but also synchronize G-spot stimulation with your favorite romantic tracks. Just please, after inserting this arousing egg where it belongs, don’t play “Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop” by John Scatman on your phone – it would be a disaster.
For Those Who Have Tried Almost Everything and Are Nearly Disillusioned
Vim is not an ordinary old-fashioned masturbation wand that was trendy in the 70s along with mullet hairstyles, bell-bottom jeans, and granny glasses. It is the first weighted vibrating wand in the world – essentially a true entertainment factory. This powerful gadget will ignite sexual desire even in a marble statue. Besides its super motor, Vim features a flexible neck, 5 speeds, 3 modes, and a super cool bonus – vibration isolation exclusively in the head without transferring to the textured handle. Both women and men will be able to find many unexpected erogenous zones on their bodies with Vim, and if by chance none are found, the gadget can be effectively used as a massager. Its vibrations penetrate muscles very, very deeply.
Source: The Gaze
